What My Family Members Have to Say About Me:
Most favorite thing:
Eating junk food, staying
up late, watching movies.
Least favorite thing:
I’d rather eat dog food than get homework from my teacher, Miss Boot. Yuck..
Once I set my mind to something, I never give up. Sometimes my good ideas don’t work out like I plan, but that’s okay! My plans always turn into fun adventures.
Pizza and chips. I’d rather do homework all night than eat broccoli.
What My Classmates Have to Say About Me:
My mom is really smart…sometimes too smart! She always senses when I’m up to no good. She’s always insisting I do silly things like wash my hands and get my hair cut – no fun if you ask me!
Dad thinks I’m a messy eater and someday I’ll probably burn our house down. I think he hopes that someday I’ll grow out of all the scheming I do. I don’t know why – if you ask me, I have great ideas!
Suzy is my sister. She likes girly things and doesn’t mind doing gross stuff like taking baths, cleaning her room, or washing her hands. But she’s not good at sharing…especially when I’m trying to catch her chicken pox. She wouldn’t even give me one little germ! Can you believe it?
Learn About My Books
What kind of trouble will Bertie get into next? In this trio of tales, Bertie tries to catch his sister's horrible illness, finds himself partnering with his grandma at a dancing competition, and meets his match in a new babysitter who's even grubbier than he is!
Wherever Bertie goes, chaos follows, and this trio of stories is no exception. Join Bertie as he attempts to prove the grumpy school custodian is a vampire, finds himself modeling the latest fashions, and gets a serious "scare-cut" at the barbers.